Funny Homebody Soy Candle | Wild Side Home by 9 (Scented or Unscented)

Your wild side isn’t gone. It just has a bedtime. 😂 This funny soy candle is made for homebodies, introverts, and anyone who would happily trade a wild night out for a cozy night in. Choose from a variety of scented fragrances or select Unscented for all the cozy candlelight without the fragrance.

Featuring the saying “I Still Have a Wild Side. It Just Has to Be Home by 9,” with a cozy illustrated living-room design, this candle makes a funny gift for women who know that a blanket, a good book, and nowhere to be might just be the perfect evening.

🕯️ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

• Funny, relatable saying for proud homebodies
• Cozy illustrated label designed by Well That’s True
• Choose from scented or unscented options
• 100% natural soy wax blend
• 100% cotton wick
• Approximately 50–60 hours of burn time
• Reusable glass jar
• A fun piece of home décor even when it isn’t burning

🎁 GREAT GIFT FOR

• Homebodies who would rather stay in
• Introverts with a sense of humor
• Women who consider 9 PM a perfectly reasonable bedtime
• Moms, sisters, girlfriends and best friends
• Book lovers and cozy-night enthusiasts
• Birthdays, holidays, hostess gifts, housewarmings, or just because
• Yourself. Staying home deserves presents too.
  

🌿 CHOOSE YOUR SCENT

Love fragrance? Choose the scent that fits your idea of the perfect night in. Prefer your cozy without the fragrance? An Unscented option is available too.

Available options include Sea Salt & Orchid, White Sage & Lavender, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Coconut Cream & Cardamom, Unscented, and additional fragrances shown in the selection menu.

Please select your preferred scented or unscented option before adding your candle to your cart.

🕯️ CANDLE DETAILS

• 9 oz soy candle
• 100% natural soy wax blend
• 100% cotton wick
• Approximate burn time: 50–60 hours
• Jar size: approximately 2.8" × 3.5"
• Reusable glass vessel
• Made in the USA from globally sourced parts
• ASTM safety compliant
  

♻️ REUSE YOUR JAR

When the last flicker is gone, clean out your candle jar and give it another life. Use it as a small planter, trinket holder, desk organizer, or whatever else your considerably less-wild side comes up with.

⚠️ CANDLE CARE & SAFETY

• Always keep a burning candle within sight
• Keep away from children and pets
• Never burn near flammable objects
• Place on a stable, heat-resistant surface while burning
• Follow the safety instructions included with your candle
  

📦 MADE JUST FOR YOU

Each candle is made to order especially for you. Because your item is created after you place your order, please allow time for production in addition to shipping.

Colors may appear slightly different depending on your screen or device settings.

❤️ THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING WELL THAT’S TRUE

We create funny, relatable gifts inspired by the things we’re all thinking, know are true, but can’t always say out loud. Your support of our small business allows us to keep creating new designs made to give you, or someone you love, a reason to laugh.

And remember, gifting can also be for yourself. You deserve it!