{"product_id":"funny-makeup-bag-for-women-i-finally-got-my-shit-together-sarcastic-cosmetic-bag","title":"Funny Makeup Bag for Women | I Finally Got My Shit Together | Sarcastic Cosmetic Bag","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis funny makeup bag is made for anyone juggling approximately 47 things at once and somehow keeping most of them under control. The dark denim-look background, cream lettering, and cheeky message make it a practical little reminder that sometimes laughing at the chaos is the best we can do.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUse it for makeup, toiletries, everyday essentials, travel necessities, or all those little things you swear you just had five minutes ago.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💄 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWHY YOU’LL LOVE IT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny, relatable design with a denim-look print\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRoomy enough for everyday cosmetics and small essentials\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLightweight and easy to toss into a tote or travel bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCurved shape with a smooth black zipper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetachable wrist strap makes it easy to grab and go\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDurable faux leather exterior designed to resist everyday wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎁 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGREAT GIFT FOR\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFriends who appreciate sarcastic humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMoms juggling all the things\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSisters, daughters and girlfriends\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBirthdays and girls’ trips\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCoworkers and best friends\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOr yourself, because you know this is true\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e👜 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMAKEUP BAG DETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% PU faux leather\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDark denim-look printed design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlack plastic zipper with metal pull\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRemovable leather wrist strap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne interior compartment\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApprox. 6.3\" × 9.4\" × 3.3\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLightweight curved design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-resolution printed color\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColor Variants: Dark Denim, Light Blue, Lavender, Taupe, Vintage Rose, Sage Green\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧼 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRemove all items before cleaning. Mix warm water with a neutral household or laundry detergent and gently clean with a terry washcloth or soft-bristle brush. Air dry and avoid leaving the bag in direct sunlight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📦 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMADE JUST FOR YOU\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach bag is made to order, which helps us reduce unnecessary inventory and waste. Because colors can vary slightly between screens and printed products, your finished bag may look slightly different from what you see on your monitor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❤️ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING WELL THAT’S TRUE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe create funny, relatable gifts inspired by the things we’re all thinking, know are true, but can’t always say out loud. Your support of our small business allows us to keep creating new designs made to give you, or someone you love, a reason to laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd remember, gifting can also be for yourself. You deserve it!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"6.3\" × 9.4\" × 3.3''","offer_id":48576227803357,"sku":"71582059515621746756","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0851\/2562\/8125\/files\/makeup_bag_mockup.png?v=1789438323","url":"https:\/\/wellthatstrue.com\/products\/funny-makeup-bag-for-women-i-finally-got-my-shit-together-sarcastic-cosmetic-bag","provider":"Well That's True","version":"1.0","type":"link"}